butteredtopcorn:

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

Yes. And sometimes “no.This is far too much potential. I don’t want my boobs to outshine me.”

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majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

(Source: memewhore)

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lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

(Source: primateculture)

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kagg1999:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar


My cat would refuse to use that because she would know I bought it for her

kagg1999:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

My cat would refuse to use that because she would know I bought it for her

(Source: herotox)

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

image

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

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